Compass Rose Tee
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Transmission · 04.21 · Bearing 087°
Keep one eye
on the horizon.
Premium maritime apparel and gear for captains, sailors, adventurers, and those who never stop asking questions.
Latitude
25° 46' N
Wind
12 kn SE
Sea State
Slight · 2ft
Visibility
10+ nm
Built for saltwater
UPF & performance fabrics
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Field Manual · 001
Not everything worth
discovering is hidden.
Tin Foil Hat Spy was created for people who spend their lives watching the weather, reading the sea, navigating by experience, and staying one step ahead.
Our products celebrate maritime life, curiosity, and the quiet confidence of those who know preparation beats panic — every time.
Captain's Log
Dispatches from the water
Navigation, history, weather, and stories from the horizon.
NavigationEntry · 04.18
Reading weather like the old crews did
A short field guide to clouds, swell direction, and barometric intuition.
Continue readingHistoryEntry · 04.11
The ship that vanished off the Diamond Shoals
One of the strangest coastal disappearances in American maritime history.
Continue readingLife OffshoreEntry · 03.29
A rig-by-rig look at running a small crew
Notes from three seasons of chartering — what works, what doesn't.
Continue readingField Photography
Life along the coastline
Encrypted Channel
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New releases, exclusive collections, and stories from the sea — delivered before they surface anywhere else.